Holidays this year have been boring due to coronavirus restrictions. But some especially gifted guys still managed to have a good rest, which they told about in their compositions. We have collected for you the funniest pearls from school essays about summer.
“How I spent the summer is nobody’s business. This is my personal business, since summer is my personal time, I am not obliged to account for it in my essay. We must respect human rights! And if you give me a bad mark for this essay, then you and I, Ekaterina Mikhailovna, will see you at the European Court. You will be summoned there, and I will be there already on other matters. But for what – this is my personal business and does not concern anyone! “
“And there is no summer. I’ve never seen summer. Autumn immediately follows the spring. In spring everything is already green, in autumn everything is already yellow, in winter everything is already white. And in the summer what? There is no summer. I didn’t notice the summer. Either it was still spring, or it was already autumn. “
“Twitter, TV shows and food. # I said everything. “
“I spent this summer with my imaginary friend Akaki. All summer he accompanied me on my adventures. I also hung out with cows and chickens in the village. I was so bored that I talked with tomatoes and cucumbers, but they turned out to be kind of taciturn. “
“Well, I did it well. Except that I was in a godforsaken village for almost two months. But, grandma’s pies were of the highest taste. And with the guys whom I had not seen for five years, it was definitely fun. ”
“In the summer I was sent to the village. Dad stopped the car where the road ended, and we went to the village on foot. When we were already very tired, we finally came to the village. And grandfather was just sitting at the table. He was very happy to me and said kindly: “Your mother, again this parasite has been shaken off for us. Dad left, and then grandmother came and also sat down at the table. And she told me to weed the weeds. And she didn’t tell who the weeds were. I weeded everything out just in case. The vegetable garden has become clean and beautiful. When grandfather saw this in the morning, he began to breathe quickly and clutch at his heart, and then waved his hand and said: “Yes, and fuck with him!” And again he went to the table. My grandfather is very kind when he drinks. He is always very kind. “
“Well, what, I spent the summer normally. I didn’t do anything, I ate, I didn’t go anywhere. I also looked at “X-Men”, but they are somehow not very good. I don’t want to go to school, it would be better if the summer didn’t end. ”
“I spent the rest of the summer with my grandmother in the country, she always has a lot of work, so I helped her: chopping, sawing and digging.”
“From June 1 to July 15, my grandmother and I picked berries, and from July 16 to August 31 – mushrooms. In addition, haymaking is planned, and we are also feeding the pig. “
“This summer I didn’t rest at all. I worked hard and hard. I took out the trash. I bought bread. “
“In the summer I went to see my grandmother in the village. The village is called Bet Zera, this is in Israel. It’s good in the village: you can read books, play the violin and piano, eat. Good summer in Israel! “
“Since there will be enough time in the summer, I will finally sit down for memories. I will try to describe the events that filled the first four classes. I already understand that if this is not done now, then later it will be too late. First two, first three, first teacher … And then I’ll go swimming. After all, if you do not swim properly in the summer, then in the winter it will be too late. “
“In the summer, the boys and I went camping with an overnight stay, and we took with us only what we needed: potatoes, a tent and Maria Ivanovna.”
“In the children’s camp we played on the computer. Suddenly there was an accident, and the light from the computer faded in my eyes. “
“It’s not fair! On the first day you can’t! And anyway, it’s my birthday tomorrow! “
“When summer ends, it’s very sad, but I also want to go to school for at least one day.”
(Spelling and punctuation preserved. – Ed.)